When my partner’s son was small and we were doing animal noises with him I found it funny to say “sizzle” for cows, pigs, and lambs because they are my favourite meats. I’m also a big fan of barbecue and it occurred to me that it would make a fun book for all ages.

Kinda, sorta, maybe? It’s in a children’s style, but may be a little darker than you’d like your kids to experience just yet. That said, I believe it’s important that kids learn where our tastiest food comes from, and this book will accomplish that without being graphic.

I would hope not. It does indicate that animals are food, and that the food we barbecue comes from those animals, so if you’re worried about your children learning that right now then you probably should wait.

I aimed it at 4-6 year olds, but feel free to buy a copy for whatever age family members you like. I’m sure it would be enjoyed by folks from 1-100* years old.

*People over 100 years of age will not be prosecuted, or prevented from reading it.

Erm… no, probably not. This is a book about meat and you probably wouldn’t like it.

Life is occasionally unfair. In this instance I picked as many animals as I could think of that people eat regularly.

No need to send money or underwear. I’ll sign copies if you really want.

Maybe. If inspiration strikes then another kids’ BBQ related book could be forthcoming. Time will tell.